(Barely) Working Title: How to retire in your twenties

The next leg of our tour would take us southwards - in the direction we originally planned! Woohoo! We headed towards New Plymouth, calling in at the Waikawae Tunnel (I'd like to hear that in a Geordie accent please, Dad). This is a beach with a natural limestone tunnel leading to it. It's a cool structure but it's pretty damp. The beach itself is a peaceful, black sand beach with a vicious tide. We met some rather animated locals too who were supposedly fishing, though they seemed more interested in their second crate of beer (I’d imagine they only caught a hangover). A fine way to spend a Sunday afternoon but we did wonder who in their party would be driving them home up the winding mountain road....

We stayed the night in Awakino, which is basically a kiwi version of Margate from the looks of the campsite. It was old-school but had everything we needed (hot showers and a sofa!) and right on the beach. The sea looked inviting, if a little rip-tidey, so off we went for a refreshing swim/drown and then whipped up dinner with plenty of spicy cayenne pepper that offended many of the other campers.

The next day we arrived in New Plymouth, with surfing planned. New Plymouth is a nice coastal city, in the shadow of our new friend, Mount Taranaki. This imposing, snow-capped volcano, is visible from all sides of the city, and from the ocean for miles around. We could even see him from our campsite at Awakino!

Taranaki towers alone out on the western coast, dwarfing all other structures in sight. His story is one of suffering and solitude. It is said that after a dispute with Tongariro (another huge, volcanic mountain on the central plain) concerning the fair Pihanga (a lovely lady-mountain), Taranaki fled his home land, settling on the west coast of the island, tearing a great opening into the land in his wake. Tongariro healed the land, flooding the wound with his tears and forging the great Whanganui River. Why Taranaki fled in the first place is unclear since he is by far the bigger of the two mountains (2581m v 1978m) so surely could have beaten Tongariro in a (hypothetical) mountain fight? And surely Tongariro was pretty upset by his departure if he cried an entire river of tears? Maybe Pihanga just didn’t like him. I suppose we’ll never know, but I do quite enjoy the alpine version of Eastenders.

Lewis George

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16 Apr 2020

Out with the Old and in with the New (Plymouth)

April 14, 2019

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Waikawae Tunnel, Awakino, New Plymouth

The next leg of our tour would take us southwards - in the direction we originally planned! Woohoo! We headed towards New Plymouth, calling in at the Waikawae Tunnel (I'd like to hear that in a Geordie accent please, Dad). This is a beach with a natural limestone tunnel leading to it. It's a cool structure but it's pretty damp. The beach itself is a peaceful, black sand beach with a vicious tide. We met some rather animated locals too who were supposedly fishing, though they seemed more interested in their second crate of beer (I’d imagine they only caught a hangover). A fine way to spend a Sunday afternoon but we did wonder who in their party would be driving them home up the winding mountain road....

We stayed the night in Awakino, which is basically a kiwi version of Margate from the looks of the campsite. It was old-school but had everything we needed (hot showers and a sofa!) and right on the beach. The sea looked inviting, if a little rip-tidey, so off we went for a refreshing swim/drown and then whipped up dinner with plenty of spicy cayenne pepper that offended many of the other campers.

The next day we arrived in New Plymouth, with surfing planned. New Plymouth is a nice coastal city, in the shadow of our new friend, Mount Taranaki. This imposing, snow-capped volcano, is visible from all sides of the city, and from the ocean for miles around. We could even see him from our campsite at Awakino!

Taranaki towers alone out on the western coast, dwarfing all other structures in sight. His story is one of suffering and solitude. It is said that after a dispute with Tongariro (another huge, volcanic mountain on the central plain) concerning the fair Pihanga (a lovely lady-mountain), Taranaki fled his home land, settling on the west coast of the island, tearing a great opening into the land in his wake. Tongariro healed the land, flooding the wound with his tears and forging the great Whanganui River. Why Taranaki fled in the first place is unclear since he is by far the bigger of the two mountains (2581m v 1978m) so surely could have beaten Tongariro in a (hypothetical) mountain fight? And surely Tongariro was pretty upset by his departure if he cried an entire river of tears? Maybe Pihanga just didn’t like him. I suppose we’ll never know, but I do quite enjoy the alpine version of Eastenders.

Distracted by the scenery, we realised it was Sunday and therefore we were slightly too late to be comfortable. Everything shuts really early here, particularly at the weekend which is rather unfair for us as every day is a Sunday really! So we had to hot-foot it to the surf shop to hire boards on time. The sea was just as violent as it had been the day before but we persisted and caught some waves. We had the GoPro with us this time so there's plenty evidence of my appalling technique... Must try harder.



1.

The first trip: Miranda to Thames

2.

Land of the Long, White Cloud

3.

Backyard Exploring

4.

Hit the Road, Jack

5.

Under the Weather

6.

The Road of Death?

7.

An Eel called "Eel"

8.

Descent into the Black Abyss...

9.

Everybody's Going Surfing...

10.

Living in a van: is this the real life?

11.

Out with the Old and in with the New (Plymouth)

12.

Walk this Way

13.

The Great Taranaki

14.

The "Forgotten" Highway

15.

Chronicle + Art = Article

16.

Derby Day

17.

Mission Accomplished: Come on you Nix!

18.

The post-Phoenix hangover

19.

The Tongariro Alpine Crossing

20.

Whanganui 2 - This Time it’s Personal

21.

Tui-many puns and Hastings

22.

The Giant Among Us & Bell Rock

23.

Acoustics, Art & A Bloody Cold Sea

24.

Napier Calling

25.

Bridget Jones' Diary - Cheese, Chocolate, Wine

26.

Land and Sea

27.

Mahia-hee, Mahia-hu...

28.

The Gisborne Identity

29.

East Cape Escape

30.

The Long and Winding Road

31.

More or Less Pork.

32.

The Land of the Rising Sun

33.

Hikurangi: Reaching New Heights

34.

Stingray, Stingray!

35.

Bay of Plenty (of Surprises)

36.

Future Reflections

37.

Birthday Part 1 - Going Off Pissed

38.

Birthday Part 2 - Going En Piste

39.

Mid-Winter Christmas

40.

I Get Knocked Down (But I Get Up Again)

41.

Job Hunting: I Need a Dollar, Dollar

42.

Busy Earnin'

43.

Hoppy Daze

44.

Making a House a Home

45.

What to expect when you’re expecting

46.

Bright Lights, Big City

47.

Feeling Each and Every Mile

48.

What to export when you're exporting

49.

Waipapa Marae: An Unexpected Welcome

50.

Tane of the Sky Father

51.

The Boy Most Likely To

52.

Go Rooster!

53.

Friday 13th

54.

Mild Orange, Heavy Chest

55.

Champions of the World

56.

Wild, Wild West (Auckland)

57.

Team Zlatan Heineken

58.

Great Expectations

59.

Un petit rendezvous

60.

Duck Island (sans canards)

61.

It’s Coming Home?

62.

Culture, init?

63.

Sue’s Turtle Garden

64.

New Caledonia - It’s a Rollercoaster (metaphorically)

65.

It’s gone abroad...

66.

Future Me Hates Me

67.

“You can’t beat Wellington on a sunny day”

68.

Te Papa Tongarewa: New Zealand’s Treasure Chest

69.

Island in the Sun

70.

Wine on Waiheke

71.

I'm Dreaming of a Really Sunny and Warm as Hell Christmas

72.

A Visitor!

73.

New Year, New Zealand

74.

Worm-tomo

75.

A Vicious Cycle

76.

Tongario 2.0: This time it's actually visible

77.

Wow Nature, you furry

78.

Whakarewarewa: Living Māori Vilage

79.

Ain't No Mountain...

80.

Hot Rodders & Hotter Weather

81.

North Shore, Not Sure

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