(Barely) Working Title: How to retire in your twenties

Lewis George

81 chapters

16 Apr 2020

An Eel called "Eel"

April 11, 2019

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Bridal Veil Falls, Kawhia

Jane cut her thumb whilst trying to open a beer (thanks to Mariya and Linda for providing the weaponry!) so we cancelled our plan to surf and traveled down to Kawhia (for pronunciation think "Mafia" with a K) for a comparatively relaxed day. We went via Bridal Veil Falls which at 55 metres is the tallest in Waikato. Guess why it's called that? It looks like a bridal veil. Some literal naming around here. It's a cool waterfall, just a few minutes walk from the roadside.

Our route from the waterfall to Kawhia was slightly more eventful than we'd hoped. It's a 50km gravel track - perfect in a rally car but horrible in a 2004 Nissan Vanette. There are incredible views left and right and an abundance of wildlife, but the road has been seemingly been designed by a disobedient child.

Arriving slightly behind schedule, we stayed in a site ran by a guy called Grant who had a pet eel called Eel. I wish Grant's name was Guy. He gave us some spades and told us to head to Ocean Beach (super-literal) to dig our own natural spa.

This beach is hot stuff! There's a 50-degree spring under the sand and if you wait until low tide, you can dig down and find heaven in the form of your own personal beach hot-tub. Everyone was very happy to team up against the assault from the frozen waves as the tubs need constant maintenance (digging) to keep their shape. We were rewarded with a beautiful sunset over the scenic beach. Would recommend!

The next morning we cleaned the van - twice. We had the misfortune of parking under a tree that was dropping litres of tasty sap onto our home. We left for drier climbs - the scenic reserve of Aotea. This is a walkway owned by a family, who have allowed the public to access certain areas. Black sand dunes are visible across the bay and the area is protected due to being a hotspot for rare birds and dolphins. It's a nice morning stroll.

Guy (Grant) had suggested that we go via Te Anga on our way down to Waitomo as the route is stunning. There are many limestone formations on the journey, including the Mangapohue natural bridge. We also called in at the Marakopa Falls to check out more H2O in freefall. The road is exceptionally windy but fortunately tarmacked so we could progress a little faster than during yesterday's episode.

We free camped at Roselands Restaurant - a huge, largely deserted complex that is probably some sort of money laundering operation but I've not yet figured out how. I nearly stood on a duck when I exited the van in the morning who, as far as I could see, was the only other creature to visit the restaurant besides the staff.

It's also become very apparent that our van (who remains un-named as of yet) is hilariously overshadowed by all other free campers in the area, even the other conversions. I wonder what it's like to actually be able to fit your possessions into your mobile home?



1.

The first trip: Miranda to Thames

2.

Land of the Long, White Cloud

3.

Backyard Exploring

4.

Hit the Road, Jack

5.

Under the Weather

6.

The Road of Death?

7.

An Eel called "Eel"

8.

Descent into the Black Abyss...

9.

Everybody's Going Surfing...

10.

Living in a van: is this the real life?

11.

Out with the Old and in with the New (Plymouth)

12.

Walk this Way

13.

The Great Taranaki

14.

The "Forgotten" Highway

15.

Chronicle + Art = Article

16.

Derby Day

17.

Mission Accomplished: Come on you Nix!

18.

The post-Phoenix hangover

19.

The Tongariro Alpine Crossing

20.

Whanganui 2 - This Time it’s Personal

21.

Tui-many puns and Hastings

22.

The Giant Among Us & Bell Rock

23.

Acoustics, Art & A Bloody Cold Sea

24.

Napier Calling

25.

Bridget Jones' Diary - Cheese, Chocolate, Wine

26.

Land and Sea

27.

Mahia-hee, Mahia-hu...

28.

The Gisborne Identity

29.

East Cape Escape

30.

The Long and Winding Road

31.

More or Less Pork.

32.

The Land of the Rising Sun

33.

Hikurangi: Reaching New Heights

34.

Stingray, Stingray!

35.

Bay of Plenty (of Surprises)

36.

Future Reflections

37.

Birthday Part 1 - Going Off Pissed

38.

Birthday Part 2 - Going En Piste

39.

Mid-Winter Christmas

40.

I Get Knocked Down (But I Get Up Again)

41.

Job Hunting: I Need a Dollar, Dollar

42.

Busy Earnin'

43.

Hoppy Daze

44.

Making a House a Home

45.

What to expect when you’re expecting

46.

Bright Lights, Big City

47.

Feeling Each and Every Mile

48.

What to export when you're exporting

49.

Waipapa Marae: An Unexpected Welcome

50.

Tane of the Sky Father

51.

The Boy Most Likely To

52.

Go Rooster!

53.

Friday 13th

54.

Mild Orange, Heavy Chest

55.

Champions of the World

56.

Wild, Wild West (Auckland)

57.

Team Zlatan Heineken

58.

Great Expectations

59.

Un petit rendezvous

60.

Duck Island (sans canards)

61.

It’s Coming Home?

62.

Culture, init?

63.

Sue’s Turtle Garden

64.

New Caledonia - It’s a Rollercoaster (metaphorically)

65.

It’s gone abroad...

66.

Future Me Hates Me

67.

“You can’t beat Wellington on a sunny day”

68.

Te Papa Tongarewa: New Zealand’s Treasure Chest

69.

Island in the Sun

70.

Wine on Waiheke

71.

I'm Dreaming of a Really Sunny and Warm as Hell Christmas

72.

A Visitor!

73.

New Year, New Zealand

74.

Worm-tomo

75.

A Vicious Cycle

76.

Tongario 2.0: This time it's actually visible

77.

Wow Nature, you furry

78.

Whakarewarewa: Living Māori Vilage

79.

Ain't No Mountain...

80.

Hot Rodders & Hotter Weather

81.

North Shore, Not Sure

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