(Barely) Working Title: How to retire in your twenties

We stopped at Kawakawa bay for a quick swim and some lunch. There are a few things of note about New Zealand that this beach helped us to learn. Firstly, they repeat a lot of syllables. Kawakawa, Papatoetoe, Ramarama, cous cous, Shakira Shakira...

Secondly, if you live here, you can just help yourself to a private beach. Maybe a slight exaggeration but we saw a guy walk out of his house in a towel, cross the road and jump straight into the sea. Living the dream.

Once we had refuelled with sandwiches and lemonade, we headed down to Miranda. This area is known as the Shorebird Coast and for good reason. We saw godwits, red knots, sandpipers and more seagulls than you can see in the very centre of Plymouth. We also saw a heron-esque creature that we were later told “doesn’t exist” by a professional ornithologist. We’ve been here two weeks and we’ve already invented a bird!

Miranda has the largest hot spring pool in the Southern Hemisphere. Impressive and cleansing but not to be advised in the heat of the midday sun. We looked around us and realised that we’ve essentially retired, despite being the youngest in the pool by 40 years or so. It was very relaxing!

Once we’d had our fill of lazing about in a pool like hippopotami, we headed to the free camping spot at Kaiaua boat club. It’s a beautiful site with many other campers. At the pub across the road, we took part in an impromptu pool tournament with a Māori couple and a French couple. We lost but went and had a singalong and some beers with our new Māori friends, Jay and Lana at the campsite. Everyone here is very welcoming. I played a Moroccan drum given to Jay by his brother before he died - that felt rather special.

Our first sleep in the van was slightly challenging as the bed fell apart but we’ve figured that out now. The next day, we got up and headed to Thames - an old mining town just south of Coromandel. We had a nice stroll to some more remote beaches before setting off to Waiuku to spend more time with Jane’s family. A successful first mission!

Lewis George

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16 Apr 2020

The first trip: Miranda to Thames

March 14, 2019

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Miranda to Thames

We stopped at Kawakawa bay for a quick swim and some lunch. There are a few things of note about New Zealand that this beach helped us to learn. Firstly, they repeat a lot of syllables. Kawakawa, Papatoetoe, Ramarama, cous cous, Shakira Shakira...

Secondly, if you live here, you can just help yourself to a private beach. Maybe a slight exaggeration but we saw a guy walk out of his house in a towel, cross the road and jump straight into the sea. Living the dream.

Once we had refuelled with sandwiches and lemonade, we headed down to Miranda. This area is known as the Shorebird Coast and for good reason. We saw godwits, red knots, sandpipers and more seagulls than you can see in the very centre of Plymouth. We also saw a heron-esque creature that we were later told “doesn’t exist” by a professional ornithologist. We’ve been here two weeks and we’ve already invented a bird!

Miranda has the largest hot spring pool in the Southern Hemisphere. Impressive and cleansing but not to be advised in the heat of the midday sun. We looked around us and realised that we’ve essentially retired, despite being the youngest in the pool by 40 years or so. It was very relaxing!

Once we’d had our fill of lazing about in a pool like hippopotami, we headed to the free camping spot at Kaiaua boat club. It’s a beautiful site with many other campers. At the pub across the road, we took part in an impromptu pool tournament with a Māori couple and a French couple. We lost but went and had a singalong and some beers with our new Māori friends, Jay and Lana at the campsite. Everyone here is very welcoming. I played a Moroccan drum given to Jay by his brother before he died - that felt rather special.

Our first sleep in the van was slightly challenging as the bed fell apart but we’ve figured that out now. The next day, we got up and headed to Thames - an old mining town just south of Coromandel. We had a nice stroll to some more remote beaches before setting off to Waiuku to spend more time with Jane’s family. A successful first mission!



1.

The first trip: Miranda to Thames

2.

Land of the Long, White Cloud

3.

Backyard Exploring

4.

Hit the Road, Jack

5.

Under the Weather

6.

The Road of Death?

7.

An Eel called "Eel"

8.

Descent into the Black Abyss...

9.

Everybody's Going Surfing...

10.

Living in a van: is this the real life?

11.

Out with the Old and in with the New (Plymouth)

12.

Walk this Way

13.

The Great Taranaki

14.

The "Forgotten" Highway

15.

Chronicle + Art = Article

16.

Derby Day

17.

Mission Accomplished: Come on you Nix!

18.

The post-Phoenix hangover

19.

The Tongariro Alpine Crossing

20.

Whanganui 2 - This Time it’s Personal

21.

Tui-many puns and Hastings

22.

The Giant Among Us & Bell Rock

23.

Acoustics, Art & A Bloody Cold Sea

24.

Napier Calling

25.

Bridget Jones' Diary - Cheese, Chocolate, Wine

26.

Land and Sea

27.

Mahia-hee, Mahia-hu...

28.

The Gisborne Identity

29.

East Cape Escape

30.

The Long and Winding Road

31.

More or Less Pork.

32.

The Land of the Rising Sun

33.

Hikurangi: Reaching New Heights

34.

Stingray, Stingray!

35.

Bay of Plenty (of Surprises)

36.

Future Reflections

37.

Birthday Part 1 - Going Off Pissed

38.

Birthday Part 2 - Going En Piste

39.

Mid-Winter Christmas

40.

I Get Knocked Down (But I Get Up Again)

41.

Job Hunting: I Need a Dollar, Dollar

42.

Busy Earnin'

43.

Hoppy Daze

44.

Making a House a Home

45.

What to expect when you’re expecting

46.

Bright Lights, Big City

47.

Feeling Each and Every Mile

48.

What to export when you're exporting

49.

Waipapa Marae: An Unexpected Welcome

50.

Tane of the Sky Father

51.

The Boy Most Likely To

52.

Go Rooster!

53.

Friday 13th

54.

Mild Orange, Heavy Chest

55.

Champions of the World

56.

Wild, Wild West (Auckland)

57.

Team Zlatan Heineken

58.

Great Expectations

59.

Un petit rendezvous

60.

Duck Island (sans canards)

61.

It’s Coming Home?

62.

Culture, init?

63.

Sue’s Turtle Garden

64.

New Caledonia - It’s a Rollercoaster (metaphorically)

65.

It’s gone abroad...

66.

Future Me Hates Me

67.

“You can’t beat Wellington on a sunny day”

68.

Te Papa Tongarewa: New Zealand’s Treasure Chest

69.

Island in the Sun

70.

Wine on Waiheke

71.

I'm Dreaming of a Really Sunny and Warm as Hell Christmas

72.

A Visitor!

73.

New Year, New Zealand

74.

Worm-tomo

75.

A Vicious Cycle

76.

Tongario 2.0: This time it's actually visible

77.

Wow Nature, you furry

78.

Whakarewarewa: Living Māori Vilage

79.

Ain't No Mountain...

80.

Hot Rodders & Hotter Weather

81.

North Shore, Not Sure

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