(Barely) Working Title: How to retire in your twenties

On our previous lap of the North Island, we visited a place full of (glow) worms. This place is called Waitomo. This is the scene of one of many moments on this trip where I've had to conquer some fairly heavy level of fear in order to get things done. Abseiling into a dark cave before squeezing through some near-impossibly tight gaps in dramatic rock formations whilst submerged in water doesn't exactly feel like home for me.

With a still mildly jetlagged Ellie, we decided it would be a better idea to visit Waitomo at a more leisurely pace. We checked in at Juno Hall - a lovely place named after a lovely dog, presumably...

The youth hostel is nestled away in the Hangatiki Scenic Reserve, just outside of town, and offers the opportunity to meet a host of lovely creatures both inside an out. Our favourites were the tank full of terrapins and the equally exciting gaggle of goats (incorrect collective noun used for alliteration purposes). One of them looked like a dog so Jane yelled "puppy!" at it which raised some eyebrows around the camp.

Given that the main attraction in town is fluorescent fly-larvae, people are often waiting for it to get dark in Waitomo. In daylight, its warm but happily there's a pool at the hall that isn't full of terrapins so we went for a swim. Jane has been perfecting the art of aqua-jogging using a child-size inflatable ring covered in rainbows. For one reason or another, Ellie found this act rather amusing. I had a long conversation with a guy about Weezer then made some food for us all as fuel for the ten minute walk to the natural bridge at Mangapohue. As it so often is, the meal of choice was around 20 kilos of dahl.

When darkness descended, we tricked Ellie into taking on the most treacherous drive of her life (so far) from the campsite to the bridge. It's dark, every corner is beyond 90 degrees and there are seemingly infinite numbers of semi-suicidal possums to avoid. Safe to say she loved it.

With just enough screaming to keep us awake, we made it to the bridge. On arrival, there was a guy there sitting in his car with his hood up with the light on, staring at nothing in particular. There are plenty of warnings of cars being broken into around here so I decided to wait with the van whilst Jane and Ellie started the hobble to the bridge. Once I felt it was safe, I ran to catch them up, guided first by torch light, then by some rather magical looking worms.

Already a bit of a theme is emerging with this particular adventure - that theme being that you simply cannot take a photo of New Zealand that does it justice. That night in Waitomo is a particularly dramatic example of that. Such other-worldly beauty in reality - a smudge on a screen when photographed.

The next morning when I opened the van, I was confronted by a rather poorly Ellie, (Jane had told her not to eat the worms but she just insisted...). I made some tea in the hope that it would pass but it was clear that a period of recuperation would be required. We spoke to our temporarily landlords of Juno Hall and the receptionist let us know that she too had been rather unwell throughout the New Year's festivities. As a result, she felt some empathy and agreed to let us hang on a bit longer whilst Ellie had a nap. We had planned to head on next to the mighty Taranaki for a two-day hike but, as Ellie had a bug (worms!), this didn’t seem like such a great idea. We sensibly decided to delay our visit and do something a bit less energetic. Also, I injured the tap and the sink was out of action. Hopefully our luck would improve soon! Next stop - Taupo (a new place for us all!).

Lewis George

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16 Apr 2020

Worm-tomo

January 02, 2020

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Waitomo

On our previous lap of the North Island, we visited a place full of (glow) worms. This place is called Waitomo. This is the scene of one of many moments on this trip where I've had to conquer some fairly heavy level of fear in order to get things done. Abseiling into a dark cave before squeezing through some near-impossibly tight gaps in dramatic rock formations whilst submerged in water doesn't exactly feel like home for me.

With a still mildly jetlagged Ellie, we decided it would be a better idea to visit Waitomo at a more leisurely pace. We checked in at Juno Hall - a lovely place named after a lovely dog, presumably...

The youth hostel is nestled away in the Hangatiki Scenic Reserve, just outside of town, and offers the opportunity to meet a host of lovely creatures both inside an out. Our favourites were the tank full of terrapins and the equally exciting gaggle of goats (incorrect collective noun used for alliteration purposes). One of them looked like a dog so Jane yelled "puppy!" at it which raised some eyebrows around the camp.

Given that the main attraction in town is fluorescent fly-larvae, people are often waiting for it to get dark in Waitomo. In daylight, its warm but happily there's a pool at the hall that isn't full of terrapins so we went for a swim. Jane has been perfecting the art of aqua-jogging using a child-size inflatable ring covered in rainbows. For one reason or another, Ellie found this act rather amusing. I had a long conversation with a guy about Weezer then made some food for us all as fuel for the ten minute walk to the natural bridge at Mangapohue. As it so often is, the meal of choice was around 20 kilos of dahl.

When darkness descended, we tricked Ellie into taking on the most treacherous drive of her life (so far) from the campsite to the bridge. It's dark, every corner is beyond 90 degrees and there are seemingly infinite numbers of semi-suicidal possums to avoid. Safe to say she loved it.

With just enough screaming to keep us awake, we made it to the bridge. On arrival, there was a guy there sitting in his car with his hood up with the light on, staring at nothing in particular. There are plenty of warnings of cars being broken into around here so I decided to wait with the van whilst Jane and Ellie started the hobble to the bridge. Once I felt it was safe, I ran to catch them up, guided first by torch light, then by some rather magical looking worms.

Already a bit of a theme is emerging with this particular adventure - that theme being that you simply cannot take a photo of New Zealand that does it justice. That night in Waitomo is a particularly dramatic example of that. Such other-worldly beauty in reality - a smudge on a screen when photographed.

The next morning when I opened the van, I was confronted by a rather poorly Ellie, (Jane had told her not to eat the worms but she just insisted...). I made some tea in the hope that it would pass but it was clear that a period of recuperation would be required. We spoke to our temporarily landlords of Juno Hall and the receptionist let us know that she too had been rather unwell throughout the New Year's festivities. As a result, she felt some empathy and agreed to let us hang on a bit longer whilst Ellie had a nap. We had planned to head on next to the mighty Taranaki for a two-day hike but, as Ellie had a bug (worms!), this didn’t seem like such a great idea. We sensibly decided to delay our visit and do something a bit less energetic. Also, I injured the tap and the sink was out of action. Hopefully our luck would improve soon! Next stop - Taupo (a new place for us all!).



1.

The first trip: Miranda to Thames

2.

Land of the Long, White Cloud

3.

Backyard Exploring

4.

Hit the Road, Jack

5.

Under the Weather

6.

The Road of Death?

7.

An Eel called "Eel"

8.

Descent into the Black Abyss...

9.

Everybody's Going Surfing...

10.

Living in a van: is this the real life?

11.

Out with the Old and in with the New (Plymouth)

12.

Walk this Way

13.

The Great Taranaki

14.

The "Forgotten" Highway

15.

Chronicle + Art = Article

16.

Derby Day

17.

Mission Accomplished: Come on you Nix!

18.

The post-Phoenix hangover

19.

The Tongariro Alpine Crossing

20.

Whanganui 2 - This Time it’s Personal

21.

Tui-many puns and Hastings

22.

The Giant Among Us & Bell Rock

23.

Acoustics, Art & A Bloody Cold Sea

24.

Napier Calling

25.

Bridget Jones' Diary - Cheese, Chocolate, Wine

26.

Land and Sea

27.

Mahia-hee, Mahia-hu...

28.

The Gisborne Identity

29.

East Cape Escape

30.

The Long and Winding Road

31.

More or Less Pork.

32.

The Land of the Rising Sun

33.

Hikurangi: Reaching New Heights

34.

Stingray, Stingray!

35.

Bay of Plenty (of Surprises)

36.

Future Reflections

37.

Birthday Part 1 - Going Off Pissed

38.

Birthday Part 2 - Going En Piste

39.

Mid-Winter Christmas

40.

I Get Knocked Down (But I Get Up Again)

41.

Job Hunting: I Need a Dollar, Dollar

42.

Busy Earnin'

43.

Hoppy Daze

44.

Making a House a Home

45.

What to expect when you’re expecting

46.

Bright Lights, Big City

47.

Feeling Each and Every Mile

48.

What to export when you're exporting

49.

Waipapa Marae: An Unexpected Welcome

50.

Tane of the Sky Father

51.

The Boy Most Likely To

52.

Go Rooster!

53.

Friday 13th

54.

Mild Orange, Heavy Chest

55.

Champions of the World

56.

Wild, Wild West (Auckland)

57.

Team Zlatan Heineken

58.

Great Expectations

59.

Un petit rendezvous

60.

Duck Island (sans canards)

61.

It’s Coming Home?

62.

Culture, init?

63.

Sue’s Turtle Garden

64.

New Caledonia - It’s a Rollercoaster (metaphorically)

65.

It’s gone abroad...

66.

Future Me Hates Me

67.

“You can’t beat Wellington on a sunny day”

68.

Te Papa Tongarewa: New Zealand’s Treasure Chest

69.

Island in the Sun

70.

Wine on Waiheke

71.

I'm Dreaming of a Really Sunny and Warm as Hell Christmas

72.

A Visitor!

73.

New Year, New Zealand

74.

Worm-tomo

75.

A Vicious Cycle

76.

Tongario 2.0: This time it's actually visible

77.

Wow Nature, you furry

78.

Whakarewarewa: Living Māori Vilage

79.

Ain't No Mountain...

80.

Hot Rodders & Hotter Weather

81.

North Shore, Not Sure

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