(Barely) Working Title: How to retire in your twenties

Lewis here. I'm now onto job number 2 of our travels. Much like the first job at Auckland Council - I'm not too sure how this one fits with the "gap yah" ideals of going full-hippy in a van...

I've just started working for the New Zealand Government's Trade and Enterprise department (NZTE). This is an advisory department aiming to grow companies bigger, better and faster for the good of New Zealand. My role as a Research Analyst fits nicely into this as I provide insights for brands looking to identify markets in which to export their product or services.

Everything has gone fairly swimmingly so far and I'm glad it's been worth it because GOD-DAMN the application process was difficult. Having speculatively contacted an agent about the incredibly vague role (“experienced research specialist for a big company in Auckland”), I very much got the vibe that she didn't feel I had the experience. I should note that this is arguably a step up from anything I’ve done previously, but after weeks of, as Jane calls it, “complaining” about my tedious admin role, I thought that I’d better give it a go. I’ve met some great people at the council and I’m actually incredibly good at my job (this is in no way a brag) due to my years of SAP training at Thames Water, but unfortunately it’s just not for me, and I fear if I have to process one more warrant of fitness I might just lose my mind. Luckily I managed to talk Bridgette (the recruiter) round after numerous phone calls and insistent emails, she eventually caved and interviewed me in person. She kept reminding me that they wanted someone with 8-10 years of research under their belt, and I kept reminding her that I couldn't get that in the one week between the discussion we were having at the time and the interview...

I completed some pre-testing (the usual Excel-related stuff plus some fairly fun logic puzzles) before being briefed to produce a report identifying a new international market for an imaginary olive oil company, by Monday morning. Brigette said that if they liked my report, NZTE would invite me to present my findings next week. Given that it was Friday afternoon when they set me the task and I’d already completed a 40 hour working week, plus 15 hours of commuting, this wasn't really something I had a lot of time or inclination for. However, Jane was on hand to whip me into action and remind me that it was a great opportunity (and that she didn’t want me whining anymore...). It’s amazing what you can do with a little will power and the internet. I am now a certified expert on international olive growth and health food trends in China. I completed the report over the weekend and went to work on the Monday, exhausted.

Monday afternoon rolled around and I was contacted to say that NZTE would like me to present my findings, in PowerPoint form, to a team of 10 people that Friday. I was a mix of excitement and exhaustion. Given the usual interview prep required (and the aforementioned commute and working life), this was far from ideal. The next few long nights were spent refining my slides, redrafting my presentation, and brushing up on my slightly rusty interview skills. By the time we got to Friday I was pretty much mad. What was I getting myself into? Was it really worth my sanity?

Just as I was about to head to the presentation, I received a call and a text and an email and a voicemail from the Brigette - not normally a good sign! She informed me that they would have to reschedule for Monday as a senior person was off sick. I was pretty torn by this point - on the one hand I was relieved as I felt underprepared and unbelievably tired, on the other, my body was coursing with adrenaline to get me through the final push and I just wanted to get it over with. I managed to keep it together and resolved to dedicate the weekend to some R&R, rather than go over and over my presentation and stress about the interview questions. In hindsight this was the best decision as I managed to get some rest - rather than giving off the vibe of a sleep-deprived, pseudo-jetlagged lunatic in the interview...

I know that this wasn't an easy time for Jane and I thank her for doing literally everything to make my chances of getting the role as good as possible. With zero time for life admin I was more reliant on her than ever and I'm grateful (and sorry!).

I got the job and it's great! The work is both challenging and interesting, involving lots of strategic collaboration with my (mostly European) teammates to figure out a hugely broad range of business issues involving companies selling everything from craft beer to bull semen. Yep. Weird.

Lewis George

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16 Apr 2020

What to export when you're exporting

August 09, 2019

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Auckland Viaduct

Lewis here. I'm now onto job number 2 of our travels. Much like the first job at Auckland Council - I'm not too sure how this one fits with the "gap yah" ideals of going full-hippy in a van...

I've just started working for the New Zealand Government's Trade and Enterprise department (NZTE). This is an advisory department aiming to grow companies bigger, better and faster for the good of New Zealand. My role as a Research Analyst fits nicely into this as I provide insights for brands looking to identify markets in which to export their product or services.

Everything has gone fairly swimmingly so far and I'm glad it's been worth it because GOD-DAMN the application process was difficult. Having speculatively contacted an agent about the incredibly vague role (“experienced research specialist for a big company in Auckland”), I very much got the vibe that she didn't feel I had the experience. I should note that this is arguably a step up from anything I’ve done previously, but after weeks of, as Jane calls it, “complaining” about my tedious admin role, I thought that I’d better give it a go. I’ve met some great people at the council and I’m actually incredibly good at my job (this is in no way a brag) due to my years of SAP training at Thames Water, but unfortunately it’s just not for me, and I fear if I have to process one more warrant of fitness I might just lose my mind. Luckily I managed to talk Bridgette (the recruiter) round after numerous phone calls and insistent emails, she eventually caved and interviewed me in person. She kept reminding me that they wanted someone with 8-10 years of research under their belt, and I kept reminding her that I couldn't get that in the one week between the discussion we were having at the time and the interview...

I completed some pre-testing (the usual Excel-related stuff plus some fairly fun logic puzzles) before being briefed to produce a report identifying a new international market for an imaginary olive oil company, by Monday morning. Brigette said that if they liked my report, NZTE would invite me to present my findings next week. Given that it was Friday afternoon when they set me the task and I’d already completed a 40 hour working week, plus 15 hours of commuting, this wasn't really something I had a lot of time or inclination for. However, Jane was on hand to whip me into action and remind me that it was a great opportunity (and that she didn’t want me whining anymore...). It’s amazing what you can do with a little will power and the internet. I am now a certified expert on international olive growth and health food trends in China. I completed the report over the weekend and went to work on the Monday, exhausted.

Monday afternoon rolled around and I was contacted to say that NZTE would like me to present my findings, in PowerPoint form, to a team of 10 people that Friday. I was a mix of excitement and exhaustion. Given the usual interview prep required (and the aforementioned commute and working life), this was far from ideal. The next few long nights were spent refining my slides, redrafting my presentation, and brushing up on my slightly rusty interview skills. By the time we got to Friday I was pretty much mad. What was I getting myself into? Was it really worth my sanity?

Just as I was about to head to the presentation, I received a call and a text and an email and a voicemail from the Brigette - not normally a good sign! She informed me that they would have to reschedule for Monday as a senior person was off sick. I was pretty torn by this point - on the one hand I was relieved as I felt underprepared and unbelievably tired, on the other, my body was coursing with adrenaline to get me through the final push and I just wanted to get it over with. I managed to keep it together and resolved to dedicate the weekend to some R&R, rather than go over and over my presentation and stress about the interview questions. In hindsight this was the best decision as I managed to get some rest - rather than giving off the vibe of a sleep-deprived, pseudo-jetlagged lunatic in the interview...

I know that this wasn't an easy time for Jane and I thank her for doing literally everything to make my chances of getting the role as good as possible. With zero time for life admin I was more reliant on her than ever and I'm grateful (and sorry!).

I got the job and it's great! The work is both challenging and interesting, involving lots of strategic collaboration with my (mostly European) teammates to figure out a hugely broad range of business issues involving companies selling everything from craft beer to bull semen. Yep. Weird.



1.

The first trip: Miranda to Thames

2.

Land of the Long, White Cloud

3.

Backyard Exploring

4.

Hit the Road, Jack

5.

Under the Weather

6.

The Road of Death?

7.

An Eel called "Eel"

8.

Descent into the Black Abyss...

9.

Everybody's Going Surfing...

10.

Living in a van: is this the real life?

11.

Out with the Old and in with the New (Plymouth)

12.

Walk this Way

13.

The Great Taranaki

14.

The "Forgotten" Highway

15.

Chronicle + Art = Article

16.

Derby Day

17.

Mission Accomplished: Come on you Nix!

18.

The post-Phoenix hangover

19.

The Tongariro Alpine Crossing

20.

Whanganui 2 - This Time it’s Personal

21.

Tui-many puns and Hastings

22.

The Giant Among Us & Bell Rock

23.

Acoustics, Art & A Bloody Cold Sea

24.

Napier Calling

25.

Bridget Jones' Diary - Cheese, Chocolate, Wine

26.

Land and Sea

27.

Mahia-hee, Mahia-hu...

28.

The Gisborne Identity

29.

East Cape Escape

30.

The Long and Winding Road

31.

More or Less Pork.

32.

The Land of the Rising Sun

33.

Hikurangi: Reaching New Heights

34.

Stingray, Stingray!

35.

Bay of Plenty (of Surprises)

36.

Future Reflections

37.

Birthday Part 1 - Going Off Pissed

38.

Birthday Part 2 - Going En Piste

39.

Mid-Winter Christmas

40.

I Get Knocked Down (But I Get Up Again)

41.

Job Hunting: I Need a Dollar, Dollar

42.

Busy Earnin'

43.

Hoppy Daze

44.

Making a House a Home

45.

What to expect when you’re expecting

46.

Bright Lights, Big City

47.

Feeling Each and Every Mile

48.

What to export when you're exporting

49.

Waipapa Marae: An Unexpected Welcome

50.

Tane of the Sky Father

51.

The Boy Most Likely To

52.

Go Rooster!

53.

Friday 13th

54.

Mild Orange, Heavy Chest

55.

Champions of the World

56.

Wild, Wild West (Auckland)

57.

Team Zlatan Heineken

58.

Great Expectations

59.

Un petit rendezvous

60.

Duck Island (sans canards)

61.

It’s Coming Home?

62.

Culture, init?

63.

Sue’s Turtle Garden

64.

New Caledonia - It’s a Rollercoaster (metaphorically)

65.

It’s gone abroad...

66.

Future Me Hates Me

67.

“You can’t beat Wellington on a sunny day”

68.

Te Papa Tongarewa: New Zealand’s Treasure Chest

69.

Island in the Sun

70.

Wine on Waiheke

71.

I'm Dreaming of a Really Sunny and Warm as Hell Christmas

72.

A Visitor!

73.

New Year, New Zealand

74.

Worm-tomo

75.

A Vicious Cycle

76.

Tongario 2.0: This time it's actually visible

77.

Wow Nature, you furry

78.

Whakarewarewa: Living Māori Vilage

79.

Ain't No Mountain...

80.

Hot Rodders & Hotter Weather

81.

North Shore, Not Sure

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