Our next major stint of travel began with a journey to the Ambury Regional Park. This area of farmland is council owned and is importantly close to the airport, at which we were due to meet Ellie at some ungodly hour in the morning. Rather than take a hefty commute at 4am, we opted to nap in a beautiful space that (as it turns out) is almost entirely occupied by chickens. For a relatively nominal fee it is possible to stay in your van and have perfect access to the airport. As a result, the place has a kind of "God's waiting room" vibe about it, with people anxiously awaiting the death of their holiday. This is a scroungers paradise however! So many people are giving away food and I scored some fancy peanut butter and some very expensive cheese that almost tastes like actual cheese!
The following day, we were woken up by a number of cockerels and chickens running around the van. This was a much needed alarm as Ellie's flight had already landed. We packed the van up in a hasty manner and journeyed down to Auckland International Terminal for our first visitor of the trip*.
I ran in to meet Ellie in the terminal, whilst Jane guarded our van from somewhat militant airport parking operatives. We then careered out of arrivals in search of food. Ellie had been on a plane for some 12923 hours and the in-flight staff hadn't quite grasped veganism. Man cannot live on crisps and peanuts alone, so we called in at the nearest services. Turns out, they didn't have much either so we settled for bread and jam in the van. This represented our first chance to catch up and an opportunity to flesh out our plans for the next few days. Our first stop would be Raglan, the surf capital, where we had booked an Airbnb with plenty of space to get our new guest through the jet-lag.
En route, we pointed out the "Windmill Viewpoint" which is something of a tragic attempt at making an attraction out of an old church carpark. You can see some windmills, they are miles away (5-star reviews all round).
Raglan on the other hand, really is beautiful and certainly worthy of a stop. The preserves and toast had worn off so after a wander around town we called in at the Shack for some food. It's always delicious and rammed. They even had vegan cake for Ellie - this place might be hipster enough for her to survive! We then checked into our rooms after having a good look out at the bays from the balcony, and made hot-tub related plans that would never eventuate. Once it got to an acceptable time for Ellie to sleep, we switched the music from Red Hot Chili Peppers to lullaby versions of Red Hot Chili Peppers courtesy of "Rockabye Baby!" and she drifted off. Jane and I spent the majority of our evening talking to our hosts - an English couple who have been in New Zealand for nearly 25 years. Steve is an Elvis impersonator, which I'm beginning to think is one of the most popular jobs out here! The number plate of their caravan is 3lvis which suddenly made a lot of sense. He's won numerous competitions and we had a good chat about being not very good at playing guitar.
*aside from my Mum, who we met on "neutral ground"
Lewis George
81 chapters
16 Apr 2020
December 30, 2019
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Auckland
Our next major stint of travel began with a journey to the Ambury Regional Park. This area of farmland is council owned and is importantly close to the airport, at which we were due to meet Ellie at some ungodly hour in the morning. Rather than take a hefty commute at 4am, we opted to nap in a beautiful space that (as it turns out) is almost entirely occupied by chickens. For a relatively nominal fee it is possible to stay in your van and have perfect access to the airport. As a result, the place has a kind of "God's waiting room" vibe about it, with people anxiously awaiting the death of their holiday. This is a scroungers paradise however! So many people are giving away food and I scored some fancy peanut butter and some very expensive cheese that almost tastes like actual cheese!
The following day, we were woken up by a number of cockerels and chickens running around the van. This was a much needed alarm as Ellie's flight had already landed. We packed the van up in a hasty manner and journeyed down to Auckland International Terminal for our first visitor of the trip*.
I ran in to meet Ellie in the terminal, whilst Jane guarded our van from somewhat militant airport parking operatives. We then careered out of arrivals in search of food. Ellie had been on a plane for some 12923 hours and the in-flight staff hadn't quite grasped veganism. Man cannot live on crisps and peanuts alone, so we called in at the nearest services. Turns out, they didn't have much either so we settled for bread and jam in the van. This represented our first chance to catch up and an opportunity to flesh out our plans for the next few days. Our first stop would be Raglan, the surf capital, where we had booked an Airbnb with plenty of space to get our new guest through the jet-lag.
En route, we pointed out the "Windmill Viewpoint" which is something of a tragic attempt at making an attraction out of an old church carpark. You can see some windmills, they are miles away (5-star reviews all round).
Raglan on the other hand, really is beautiful and certainly worthy of a stop. The preserves and toast had worn off so after a wander around town we called in at the Shack for some food. It's always delicious and rammed. They even had vegan cake for Ellie - this place might be hipster enough for her to survive! We then checked into our rooms after having a good look out at the bays from the balcony, and made hot-tub related plans that would never eventuate. Once it got to an acceptable time for Ellie to sleep, we switched the music from Red Hot Chili Peppers to lullaby versions of Red Hot Chili Peppers courtesy of "Rockabye Baby!" and she drifted off. Jane and I spent the majority of our evening talking to our hosts - an English couple who have been in New Zealand for nearly 25 years. Steve is an Elvis impersonator, which I'm beginning to think is one of the most popular jobs out here! The number plate of their caravan is 3lvis which suddenly made a lot of sense. He's won numerous competitions and we had a good chat about being not very good at playing guitar.
*aside from my Mum, who we met on "neutral ground"
1.
The first trip: Miranda to Thames
2.
Land of the Long, White Cloud
3.
Backyard Exploring
4.
Hit the Road, Jack
5.
Under the Weather
6.
The Road of Death?
7.
An Eel called "Eel"
8.
Descent into the Black Abyss...
9.
Everybody's Going Surfing...
10.
Living in a van: is this the real life?
11.
Out with the Old and in with the New (Plymouth)
12.
Walk this Way
13.
The Great Taranaki
14.
The "Forgotten" Highway
15.
Chronicle + Art = Article
16.
Derby Day
17.
Mission Accomplished: Come on you Nix!
18.
The post-Phoenix hangover
19.
The Tongariro Alpine Crossing
20.
Whanganui 2 - This Time it’s Personal
21.
Tui-many puns and Hastings
22.
The Giant Among Us & Bell Rock
23.
Acoustics, Art & A Bloody Cold Sea
24.
Napier Calling
25.
Bridget Jones' Diary - Cheese, Chocolate, Wine
26.
Land and Sea
27.
Mahia-hee, Mahia-hu...
28.
The Gisborne Identity
29.
East Cape Escape
30.
The Long and Winding Road
31.
More or Less Pork.
32.
The Land of the Rising Sun
33.
Hikurangi: Reaching New Heights
34.
Stingray, Stingray!
35.
Bay of Plenty (of Surprises)
36.
Future Reflections
37.
Birthday Part 1 - Going Off Pissed
38.
Birthday Part 2 - Going En Piste
39.
Mid-Winter Christmas
40.
I Get Knocked Down (But I Get Up Again)
41.
Job Hunting: I Need a Dollar, Dollar
42.
Busy Earnin'
43.
Hoppy Daze
44.
Making a House a Home
45.
What to expect when you’re expecting
46.
Bright Lights, Big City
47.
Feeling Each and Every Mile
48.
What to export when you're exporting
49.
Waipapa Marae: An Unexpected Welcome
50.
Tane of the Sky Father
51.
The Boy Most Likely To
52.
Go Rooster!
53.
Friday 13th
54.
Mild Orange, Heavy Chest
55.
Champions of the World
56.
Wild, Wild West (Auckland)
57.
Team Zlatan Heineken
58.
Great Expectations
59.
Un petit rendezvous
60.
Duck Island (sans canards)
61.
It’s Coming Home?
62.
Culture, init?
63.
Sue’s Turtle Garden
64.
New Caledonia - It’s a Rollercoaster (metaphorically)
65.
It’s gone abroad...
66.
Future Me Hates Me
67.
“You can’t beat Wellington on a sunny day”
68.
Te Papa Tongarewa: New Zealand’s Treasure Chest
69.
Island in the Sun
70.
Wine on Waiheke
71.
I'm Dreaming of a Really Sunny and Warm as Hell Christmas
72.
A Visitor!
73.
New Year, New Zealand
74.
Worm-tomo
75.
A Vicious Cycle
76.
Tongario 2.0: This time it's actually visible
77.
Wow Nature, you furry
78.
Whakarewarewa: Living Māori Vilage
79.
Ain't No Mountain...
80.
Hot Rodders & Hotter Weather
81.
North Shore, Not Sure
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