(Barely) Working Title: How to retire in your twenties

After our adventures in New Plymouth, we decided it would be a good idea to spend some time in the van, rather than on our feet. Jane suggested that we travel along "The Forgotten Highway" which leads from Stratford to Taumarinui.

I'd just like to point out the irony of the highway's name. If you name something "The Forgotten" anything then it instantly sounds mysterious and remarkable. It's a sure fire way to guarantee that it'll be remembered.

Anyway, the road itself is basically a nightmare to drive on, or so I'm told. People used to travel the highway with a horse and cart in a bone-shaking eight hour marathon. We had a similar experience in our 2004 Nissan.

The start of the route is the Pioneer Village at Stratford. This is a nearly-functioning display town, showcasing 19th and 20th century civilization in a bid to introduce the "good old days" to the younger generation. We went on a model train with loads of kids with ice cream all over their faces and felt suitably creeped out by the horror-film-esque medical equipment in the old hospital building.

The next stop on the road is the first of four "saddles". A saddle is a low point between two peaks. This road is up and down to say the least! Stunning views will soften the blow.

Lewis George

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16 Apr 2020

The "Forgotten" Highway

April 18, 2019

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The Forgotten Highway

After our adventures in New Plymouth, we decided it would be a good idea to spend some time in the van, rather than on our feet. Jane suggested that we travel along "The Forgotten Highway" which leads from Stratford to Taumarinui.

I'd just like to point out the irony of the highway's name. If you name something "The Forgotten" anything then it instantly sounds mysterious and remarkable. It's a sure fire way to guarantee that it'll be remembered.

Anyway, the road itself is basically a nightmare to drive on, or so I'm told. People used to travel the highway with a horse and cart in a bone-shaking eight hour marathon. We had a similar experience in our 2004 Nissan.

The start of the route is the Pioneer Village at Stratford. This is a nearly-functioning display town, showcasing 19th and 20th century civilization in a bid to introduce the "good old days" to the younger generation. We went on a model train with loads of kids with ice cream all over their faces and felt suitably creeped out by the horror-film-esque medical equipment in the old hospital building.

The next stop on the road is the first of four "saddles". A saddle is a low point between two peaks. This road is up and down to say the least! Stunning views will soften the blow.

In the middle of The Forgotten (sounds cool, right?) Highway is the Republic of Whangamomona. It's a small “town” (pub and roughly 7 houses) that declared independence in 1988, in the midst of controversy surrounding its governance. Since then there have been numerous outstanding locals picked for president - including a poodle, a turtle and a goat, all of whom seem more equipped than America's current effort.

The republic even has it's own independence day celebration - with many former presidents in attendance. We had a pint of Whangamomona Pale, "the nation's favourite beer", then got on our way.

With daylight fading, we stayed in Te Maire for the night. I'm not really sure what Te Maire is other than a carpark in a forest but I can tell you that the toilet looks like something from a 80’s slasher film. Take a torch and don't say "I'll be right back" at any point.



1.

The first trip: Miranda to Thames

2.

Land of the Long, White Cloud

3.

Backyard Exploring

4.

Hit the Road, Jack

5.

Under the Weather

6.

The Road of Death?

7.

An Eel called "Eel"

8.

Descent into the Black Abyss...

9.

Everybody's Going Surfing...

10.

Living in a van: is this the real life?

11.

Out with the Old and in with the New (Plymouth)

12.

Walk this Way

13.

The Great Taranaki

14.

The "Forgotten" Highway

15.

Chronicle + Art = Article

16.

Derby Day

17.

Mission Accomplished: Come on you Nix!

18.

The post-Phoenix hangover

19.

The Tongariro Alpine Crossing

20.

Whanganui 2 - This Time it’s Personal

21.

Tui-many puns and Hastings

22.

The Giant Among Us & Bell Rock

23.

Acoustics, Art & A Bloody Cold Sea

24.

Napier Calling

25.

Bridget Jones' Diary - Cheese, Chocolate, Wine

26.

Land and Sea

27.

Mahia-hee, Mahia-hu...

28.

The Gisborne Identity

29.

East Cape Escape

30.

The Long and Winding Road

31.

More or Less Pork.

32.

The Land of the Rising Sun

33.

Hikurangi: Reaching New Heights

34.

Stingray, Stingray!

35.

Bay of Plenty (of Surprises)

36.

Future Reflections

37.

Birthday Part 1 - Going Off Pissed

38.

Birthday Part 2 - Going En Piste

39.

Mid-Winter Christmas

40.

I Get Knocked Down (But I Get Up Again)

41.

Job Hunting: I Need a Dollar, Dollar

42.

Busy Earnin'

43.

Hoppy Daze

44.

Making a House a Home

45.

What to expect when you’re expecting

46.

Bright Lights, Big City

47.

Feeling Each and Every Mile

48.

What to export when you're exporting

49.

Waipapa Marae: An Unexpected Welcome

50.

Tane of the Sky Father

51.

The Boy Most Likely To

52.

Go Rooster!

53.

Friday 13th

54.

Mild Orange, Heavy Chest

55.

Champions of the World

56.

Wild, Wild West (Auckland)

57.

Team Zlatan Heineken

58.

Great Expectations

59.

Un petit rendezvous

60.

Duck Island (sans canards)

61.

It’s Coming Home?

62.

Culture, init?

63.

Sue’s Turtle Garden

64.

New Caledonia - It’s a Rollercoaster (metaphorically)

65.

It’s gone abroad...

66.

Future Me Hates Me

67.

“You can’t beat Wellington on a sunny day”

68.

Te Papa Tongarewa: New Zealand’s Treasure Chest

69.

Island in the Sun

70.

Wine on Waiheke

71.

I'm Dreaming of a Really Sunny and Warm as Hell Christmas

72.

A Visitor!

73.

New Year, New Zealand

74.

Worm-tomo

75.

A Vicious Cycle

76.

Tongario 2.0: This time it's actually visible

77.

Wow Nature, you furry

78.

Whakarewarewa: Living Māori Vilage

79.

Ain't No Mountain...

80.

Hot Rodders & Hotter Weather

81.

North Shore, Not Sure

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