(Barely) Working Title: How to retire in your twenties

Our plan beyond Gizzy extends as far as heading to the top of the East Cape. Much like East Anglia, this is widely known as a strange place with even stranger people. The route is popular for Kiwis but a little bit off-the-beaten-track for most foreign tourists. Perfect! There are some striking bits of coastline on the way and we were really hoping to see some seals. We didn't see any seals. We did see New Zealand's longest pier though! Pier-jumping was contemplated as it was a glorious day, but we thought better of it in the end (it's winter here after all).

Later we went for a lovely walk along Cook's Cove and had lunch at "The Hole in the Wall", which is not a cashpoint. This natural coastal structure has been caused by driving waves, battering the cliffs into submission. It sounds violent but it's such a peaceful place and one of nature's grand designs. We then headed to a beach and I failed to take a decent picture of a bird. We ventured on to Tolaga bay, played some locals at pool and listened to some obscure hip-hop remixes of 80s classics, all of which contained FatMan Scoop... "put your

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East Cape Escape

May 15, 2019

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Tolaga Bay, Tokomaru Bay, Anaura Bay

Our plan beyond Gizzy extends as far as heading to the top of the East Cape. Much like East Anglia, this is widely known as a strange place with even stranger people. The route is popular for Kiwis but a little bit off-the-beaten-track for most foreign tourists. Perfect! There are some striking bits of coastline on the way and we were really hoping to see some seals. We didn't see any seals. We did see New Zealand's longest pier though! Pier-jumping was contemplated as it was a glorious day, but we thought better of it in the end (it's winter here after all).

Later we went for a lovely walk along Cook's Cove and had lunch at "The Hole in the Wall", which is not a cashpoint. This natural coastal structure has been caused by driving waves, battering the cliffs into submission. It sounds violent but it's such a peaceful place and one of nature's grand designs. We then headed to a beach and I failed to take a decent picture of a bird. We ventured on to Tolaga bay, played some locals at pool and listened to some obscure hip-hop remixes of 80s classics, all of which contained FatMan Scoop... "put your

hands up - make noise!"

The next morning we continued up along SH35 to Anaura Bay, another early landing point for Captain Cook, which was extremely scenic and peaceful (read "deserted"). It still baffles us how many beautiful and empty beaches there are here. Back home they'd be brimming with crimson sunbathers in union jack swimming shorts and plastic buckets & spades, but we enjoyed a stroll along the bay entirely alone! There are a lots of little nooks to explore in the bays along the East Cape, and a few small islets that look within swimming distance, so we made a mental note to return when the water is a little warmer and headed on to our next stop.

Not another bay, I promise. We'd had enough natural beauty for the time being so went to check out the ruins of some old freezing works.

We climbed through a broken window into an obsolete factory, once used to freeze meat before it was shipped out, to be distributed around the country. This site closed in the 1950's and has been touched by nothing but heavy winds, looters and vandals ever since (and maybe a couple of curious trespassers). As such, the roof has pretty much caved in and the first floor creaks uneasily under your weight. This urban wreckage is the perfect place to shoot a music video, if only you could get your gear up there.

As I write this from our camp spot in Tokomaru Bay, I've just been reading about how dopamine release is most valued when the "win" is surprising. This seems to be very true. We didn't expect too much from this remote part of the North Island, but it's been full of wonderful experiences so far. Just a moment ago, I went to a public toilet that had a hanging basket of beautiful flowers in it! Such a refreshing change from the usual experience of somewhere that looks like a

deleted scene from the Blair Witch Project.



1.

The first trip: Miranda to Thames

2.

Land of the Long, White Cloud

3.

Backyard Exploring

4.

Hit the Road, Jack

5.

Under the Weather

6.

The Road of Death?

7.

An Eel called "Eel"

8.

Descent into the Black Abyss...

9.

Everybody's Going Surfing...

10.

Living in a van: is this the real life?

11.

Out with the Old and in with the New (Plymouth)

12.

Walk this Way

13.

The Great Taranaki

14.

The "Forgotten" Highway

15.

Chronicle + Art = Article

16.

Derby Day

17.

Mission Accomplished: Come on you Nix!

18.

The post-Phoenix hangover

19.

The Tongariro Alpine Crossing

20.

Whanganui 2 - This Time it’s Personal

21.

Tui-many puns and Hastings

22.

The Giant Among Us & Bell Rock

23.

Acoustics, Art & A Bloody Cold Sea

24.

Napier Calling

25.

Bridget Jones' Diary - Cheese, Chocolate, Wine

26.

Land and Sea

27.

Mahia-hee, Mahia-hu...

28.

The Gisborne Identity

29.

East Cape Escape

30.

The Long and Winding Road

31.

More or Less Pork.

32.

The Land of the Rising Sun

33.

Hikurangi: Reaching New Heights

34.

Stingray, Stingray!

35.

Bay of Plenty (of Surprises)

36.

Future Reflections

37.

Birthday Part 1 - Going Off Pissed

38.

Birthday Part 2 - Going En Piste

39.

Mid-Winter Christmas

40.

I Get Knocked Down (But I Get Up Again)

41.

Job Hunting: I Need a Dollar, Dollar

42.

Busy Earnin'

43.

Hoppy Daze

44.

Making a House a Home

45.

What to expect when you’re expecting

46.

Bright Lights, Big City

47.

Feeling Each and Every Mile

48.

What to export when you're exporting

49.

Waipapa Marae: An Unexpected Welcome

50.

Tane of the Sky Father

51.

The Boy Most Likely To

52.

Go Rooster!

53.

Friday 13th

54.

Mild Orange, Heavy Chest

55.

Champions of the World

56.

Wild, Wild West (Auckland)

57.

Team Zlatan Heineken

58.

Great Expectations

59.

Un petit rendezvous

60.

Duck Island (sans canards)

61.

It’s Coming Home?

62.

Culture, init?

63.

Sue’s Turtle Garden

64.

New Caledonia - It’s a Rollercoaster (metaphorically)

65.

It’s gone abroad...

66.

Future Me Hates Me

67.

“You can’t beat Wellington on a sunny day”

68.

Te Papa Tongarewa: New Zealand’s Treasure Chest

69.

Island in the Sun

70.

Wine on Waiheke

71.

I'm Dreaming of a Really Sunny and Warm as Hell Christmas

72.

A Visitor!

73.

New Year, New Zealand

74.

Worm-tomo

75.

A Vicious Cycle

76.

Tongario 2.0: This time it's actually visible

77.

Wow Nature, you furry

78.

Whakarewarewa: Living Māori Vilage

79.

Ain't No Mountain...

80.

Hot Rodders & Hotter Weather

81.

North Shore, Not Sure

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